Abduction and Yoga

I think I might start abducting people. Just girls around my age, housewives with no jobs who really do not want to be awake at 6:30 in the morning but should be awake, it's important, because aaaany day now our yoga class will probably die from not enough people being in it and I will no longer be getting $5 one-hour private lessons and it will create a hole of sadness in my Tuesdays.

Plotting aside, we did something cool today: A pose called Crane. It was one of those things where I just kinda had to do my best and try not to feel bad about the results.

This is Ms. Yoga Teacher demonstrating the asana:

(P.S.: Her hair doesn't really look like that, and her left hand doesn't really have six fingers.)

And this is me demonstrating the asana:

There was a brief, shining moment - two of them, I think, because I kept trying - where I actually had it right, but that only lasted a couple of seconds before gravity won. Having your knee-skin clinging to your  behind-your-bicep skin = pain.

But don't worry, future abductees, I promise we wouldn't do this asana on your first class! Only super easy ones! And we would have cupcakes!